Here’s some stuff I done made

  I’m not a creative type, essentially I learnt to cook because I’m greedy and I’m aiming to learn to sew because I’m slightly rotund because of all the eating and cooking I do. A vicious cycle perpetrated under the guise of me being a creative type. Shh… it’s all a ploy. Anyway, here are…

Oh Shit, what’s she saying?

Here we go….